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No Lizzie, that was Jean! 
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Watch it you!
My outfit for tonight will stun you all. I have procured a once-worn Red Indian Headdress which I will festoon with icicles and tee lights. My upper half will be covered with an old army bell tent (poles and all) and my bottom with a pair of yellow oil skins. I shall also be wearing a very long, bright purple feather boa.
See you soon
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Then hopefully, if it`s very crowded we should be able to spot you Jean.
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That's if they let you in, Kathleen! I've warned them about you
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I`ll charm my way past them!!!
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Outfit sounds gorgeous Jean - might copy you with the oilskins - V practical in this weather and would go with my snakeskin boob tube and diamante tiara. I'll wear a different colour though. Am also wearing my parka this time in case I get stuck up anything again !?!  Julie
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Now ladies, as I have been likened to dressing and moving like Josephine Baker, you can guess what my outfit will be - red feather boa, big ostrich feather fan, and ah yes to make it contemporary, a pair of Malano Blahnik shoes (Josephine of course went bare foot) - I think Eleanor will approve Now as Eleanor is a very classy lady, she wont want that little hyped-up twerp Peter Springfellows anywhere near her do  Jean what am I going to do with you?  Dressed like that I can't take you anywhere, can I  ? ,you'll certainly need a full term at finishing school before you're allowed to go the party !
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Oh Dear. We've kept it quiet up to now but I will have to tell you Barbara, that Peter Stringfellow is Eleanor's husband!  Jean's tent will come in handy if it rains.
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You're kidding me Doreen, aren't you? Well, I never...... there's no accounting for people's personal (bad) tastes is there? Was it an arranged marriage, or do you think she did it for his money, or his body.....?
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Oh, I think it was definitely the money that swung it  And the fact that he could get us in to all the clubs.
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Im thinking of wearing a Lady GaGa style outfit next time we go out - I think i may seem almost sedate but only as long as i stick next to Jean....
Dear Barbara, whilst im still sober and as you are the sensible one (i dont think there are any others.....) - i do think Jean might need a risk assessment this time especially with all those tea lights AND feathers!
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Don't worry about the tee lights and the feathers - the icicles will melt and put any fires out pretty quickly. I've thought it all out!
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Wow - you're NOT as daft as you look!  :)
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I have a twenty inch icicle here! Shall I bring it??
I am sticking with the red satin trousers and red boob tube....I do have a red feather boa but was going to bring my cape instead.
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We've got 36 inch icicles! I think I'll use them as tassels for my fur boob tube.
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How did you measure them?? I am only guessing here as they're hanging from our third floor!
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Only guessed, they are hanging from our roof. We also have a plant pot that hangs on the drainpipe, the poor plant is a huge block of ice with icicles running down to the floor, about 3 feet!
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OH LOR!!!!!!! There is not a bit of sense among you! In-appropriate adults all! DECORUM in all things ladies!
Only kidding, I would be so disappointed if it was! No Peter, no snake, no mohican's with chains, lots of drinks - Barbara, are you in charge of this area again? - no climbing - yes Julie, I mean you! - no delegated escorts, lets take a chance as always, no disappearing - Jenni!!!!! - and lots of fun. Mary, you were organising this do, what is organised?
Letter to my manager just printing, exciting but sad!
Eleanor x
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That has put my mind at great ease, thank you Eleanor for talking some sense...
Definitely Mary....
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